FTP features

These are hidden and undocumented features in the process of FTP.

When engaging in the act of transfering files with the File Transfer Protocol, some or all of the phenomenons listed below are likely to take place.

Empty bank acounts

Make weather cold

Hide cigarettes

Make male users wear women's clothes

Eat user's brain in a disgusting fasion

Set fire to user's house

Dry out all pens in the office

Piss off user's boss and girlfriend

Provoke PMS regardless of users gender

Turn user's hamsters into blood sucking zombies

Change user's keyboard layout and hide letter 'e'

Order pizza for strangers

Reverse mouse orientation

This has all been discovered by mulfos.